POLE SHIFT CONTINGENCY PLANS

POLE SHIFT CONTINGENCY PLANS

1. Hide in an underground bunker lined in lead to block out cosmic gamma rays from CME

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2. Be evacuated by ET (grey variety)

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3. Be evacuated by ET (the good variety)

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 [5%] 

4. Death and therefore head for Sagittarius A and the galactic wave

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 [11%] 

5. Transfiguration

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 [32%] 

6. Reincarnation

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 [11%] 

7. Keep a fully stocked boat tied up in the backyard for when the tsunami comes

[ 1 ]

 [5%] 

8. Head to a star gate jump room and go off planet... or time travel to another time period

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9. Shoot-em dead when you see the whites of their eyes?

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10. Eat magic mushrooms and ride it out in style

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 [36%]