humour is good for the soul

started this just for a laugh.

Don't Eat The Fruit

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the
thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids. After
creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing God said to them was: "Don't."

"Don't what?" Adam asked.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit", said God.

"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?" Adam and Eve asked, jumping
up and down excitedly.

"It's over there," said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after
making the elephants.

A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and he was
very angry.

"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you do it?" God asked exasperatedly.

"I dunno," Adam answered.

God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their
own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is a
reassurance In this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried
to
give your children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be so hard on
yourself. If God had trouble handling his children, what makes you think
it
should be a piece of cake for you?

A doctor says to his patient:
'I don't know what's the matter with you, but I think it's the alcohol!'
So the patient replies:
'It's ok doctor, I'll come back when you're sober!'