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Be here now .... see thru the mist im there .. hehehehe
burgundia- Posts : 5520
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OMG!! That waterpark is so funny..
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This thread is just too funny. My personal favorite was Head in the Toilet.
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What is life?
It is the flash of a firefly in the night, the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
With deepest respect ~ Aloha & Mahalo, Carol
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rhythm- Posts : 113
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Hey ALL im not going to be around much on forums
i have tryd my best to hang out with yers all
but time has come for me to get active in my community
iam seeking some voulntry charity work .. sure it wont take me long to
find somwhere ....here in the uk its always needed ...
i will call in from time to time tho ....realy dont want to lose contact
with you all ...very much love rhythmmm
i have tryd my best to hang out with yers all
but time has come for me to get active in my community
iam seeking some voulntry charity work .. sure it wont take me long to
find somwhere ....here in the uk its always needed ...
i will call in from time to time tho ....realy dont want to lose contact
with you all ...very much love rhythmmm
burgundia- Posts : 5520
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drop in from time to time rhythmmm..you'll be missed...volunteer work..hmmm you know I have been thinking about it lately too...
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and the lambs shall be separated from the goats...
This seems to be a forum of lambs... those who seek to help others and compared to only serving themselves.
Good luck rhythm. Any group you join will be fortunate to have you among them.
This seems to be a forum of lambs... those who seek to help others and compared to only serving themselves.
Good luck rhythm. Any group you join will be fortunate to have you among them.
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What is life?
It is the flash of a firefly in the night, the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
With deepest respect ~ Aloha & Mahalo, Carol
rhythm- Posts : 113
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Thank youvery much xxxxxxxxx
mudra- Posts : 23229
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Much Love Rhythm .
May you do well on your journey .
Be Happy .
mudra
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Rhythm,
Your decision to move on in another direction encourages me to reflect upon changes in my life and others. Internet is a good thing because we may connect with others and share our knowledge and experiences. But there is a time when we feel that we need to start living again. For more than 2 years, I did an intensive research about ET, new science, Secret Societies, or channeling. For a decade, I spent time on intense reading spiritual texts whether it was Buddhism, Hindu, or a new version of Eastern philosophy. It was a long and tiring process to find one piece after another. I didn’t understand why my soul guided me to be a part of Avalon and later into the realm of mind control. Hm….. It is a time when ego illusions fall down and we can see through deception. Bronte Baxter took 17 to practice Yoga and Hindu religion. Scot Peck needed 20 years to leave Buddhism. Others I quoted also spent many years following Buddhism or Hindu religion. I needed a little more than 10 years but it was very intense search. I feel hopeful that there is a time when we get our sight back and see through deception. They know it and they are very scared.
I am at another crossroad in my life. Hm...... there are things that I have avoiding and my soul really wants me to grow and change.
I wish you all the best on your journey and it was a pure delight to meet you.
The Road Less Traveled
by Kit McCallum
How often we must bear the challenges of life;
The endless roller coaster between happiness and sorrow;
The constant ups and downs of daily strife.
And always the question remains .... why?
Life is not an easy road for most;
It twists and turns with many forks in the road,
Although always, and inevitably, we are given a choice ...
Do we turn to the right ... or the left?
Do we take the high road ... or the low road?
Do we take the easy path ... or the difficult one?
Decisions are not easy for those struggling for direction ...
And sometimes the many choices and signs become overwhelming.
While standing at a crossroads in life,
The urge is to take the most comfortable path;
The road with least resistance ...
The shortest or most traveled route.
And yet, if we've been down that comfortable road before;
Have gleaned its lessons in life, and learned from our experiences;
Do we yet again follow the known?
Or does our destiny lie in another direction?
The fear of the road less traveled is tangible and all too real;
It manifests itself in many ways,
And tends to cloud the issues that might otherwise be clear.
It is in these times of confusion,
That we must seek peace and solitude;
Time to contemplate on our life,
Our experiences and our choices past;
Time to look back, and reflect on what we have learned
Without fear or confusion.
For only each of us knows our own personal thoughts;
Our unique past and personal history;
The experiences that brought us to the crossroads we now face.
We can always learn a small degree from others experiences,
And yet ... no one person can walk in our shoes,
Others know not, the trials and tribulations faced in private ...
For each is individual ... unique ... and personal.
And that is why ... while standing at a crossroads,
Only "we" can formulate the decision for ourselves;
The true direction that lies within;
The choices we must deliberate on with clarity and wisdom.
For it is only through personal reflection,
That we can now choose our destiny;
... Our next adventure;
... And the future we will embrace.
Much Love,
starninja
Your decision to move on in another direction encourages me to reflect upon changes in my life and others. Internet is a good thing because we may connect with others and share our knowledge and experiences. But there is a time when we feel that we need to start living again. For more than 2 years, I did an intensive research about ET, new science, Secret Societies, or channeling. For a decade, I spent time on intense reading spiritual texts whether it was Buddhism, Hindu, or a new version of Eastern philosophy. It was a long and tiring process to find one piece after another. I didn’t understand why my soul guided me to be a part of Avalon and later into the realm of mind control. Hm….. It is a time when ego illusions fall down and we can see through deception. Bronte Baxter took 17 to practice Yoga and Hindu religion. Scot Peck needed 20 years to leave Buddhism. Others I quoted also spent many years following Buddhism or Hindu religion. I needed a little more than 10 years but it was very intense search. I feel hopeful that there is a time when we get our sight back and see through deception. They know it and they are very scared.
I am at another crossroad in my life. Hm...... there are things that I have avoiding and my soul really wants me to grow and change.
I wish you all the best on your journey and it was a pure delight to meet you.
The Road Less Traveled
by Kit McCallum
How often we must bear the challenges of life;
The endless roller coaster between happiness and sorrow;
The constant ups and downs of daily strife.
And always the question remains .... why?
Life is not an easy road for most;
It twists and turns with many forks in the road,
Although always, and inevitably, we are given a choice ...
Do we turn to the right ... or the left?
Do we take the high road ... or the low road?
Do we take the easy path ... or the difficult one?
Decisions are not easy for those struggling for direction ...
And sometimes the many choices and signs become overwhelming.
While standing at a crossroads in life,
The urge is to take the most comfortable path;
The road with least resistance ...
The shortest or most traveled route.
And yet, if we've been down that comfortable road before;
Have gleaned its lessons in life, and learned from our experiences;
Do we yet again follow the known?
Or does our destiny lie in another direction?
The fear of the road less traveled is tangible and all too real;
It manifests itself in many ways,
And tends to cloud the issues that might otherwise be clear.
It is in these times of confusion,
That we must seek peace and solitude;
Time to contemplate on our life,
Our experiences and our choices past;
Time to look back, and reflect on what we have learned
Without fear or confusion.
For only each of us knows our own personal thoughts;
Our unique past and personal history;
The experiences that brought us to the crossroads we now face.
We can always learn a small degree from others experiences,
And yet ... no one person can walk in our shoes,
Others know not, the trials and tribulations faced in private ...
For each is individual ... unique ... and personal.
And that is why ... while standing at a crossroads,
Only "we" can formulate the decision for ourselves;
The true direction that lies within;
The choices we must deliberate on with clarity and wisdom.
For it is only through personal reflection,
That we can now choose our destiny;
... Our next adventure;
... And the future we will embrace.
Much Love,
starninja
rhythm- Posts : 113
Join date : 2010-04-12
Location : uk
hey ninja nice post thanks
im still callin here and AV'2
see you then .. leave messages i get back to yer ok
im still callin here and AV'2
see you then .. leave messages i get back to yer ok
lindabaker- Posts : 1385
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Well, darlin' Rhythm, just give us a quick note when ya have a good story to tell about volunteering. Your service to other people will bring much joy to them and to you, so we want to be a part of it. Love, Linda
rhythm- Posts : 113
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Location : uk
hey linda you sweetie
i sure will ....
another door opening
maby the charity shop door ..
im away on me holls first then take a look at
whats best..t i like to do some work in the area
of animal welfare .... i let you know
eny one want to leave me a message here
i get back to you
i sure will ....
another door opening
maby the charity shop door ..
im away on me holls first then take a look at
whats best..t i like to do some work in the area
of animal welfare .... i let you know
eny one want to leave me a message here
i get back to you
mudra- Posts : 23229
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Age : 69
Location : belgium
Rickie Byars Beckwith - "In The Land Of I Am"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrKIFGsjBM8&feature=related
Love Always
mudra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrKIFGsjBM8&feature=related
Love Always
mudra
burgundia- Posts : 5520
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Location : Poland
Famous Statements for men!
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory..
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings....'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dialler were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory..
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings....'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dialler were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!
rhythm- Posts : 113
Join date : 2010-04-12
Location : uk
thanks for keeping this thread alive
nice to pop in and see here ....
much love rhythmmm
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nice to pop in and see here ....
much love rhythmmm
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Burgundia,
Thanks for good laughter.
Thanks for good laughter.
lindabaker- Posts : 1385
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Location : straight ahead
Here's a one liner for a laugh:
My Favorite County Song title:
"If the phone don't ring, you'll know it's me."
My Favorite County Song title:
"If the phone don't ring, you'll know it's me."
lindabaker- Posts : 1385
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Okay, here's another Country song title:
"Why Would I Kiss The Lips That Chewed My Arse All Day?"
"Why Would I Kiss The Lips That Chewed My Arse All Day?"
rhythm- Posts : 113
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Location : uk
nice one injoy ....
rhythm- Posts : 113
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