oh good!
Floyd, I bet you never knew you were such a good alternative to a high fiber diet....
:enema:
(thank GOD there are some emoticons that we DON"T see....)
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Does Floyd Promote Hate?
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Does Floyd promote hate?
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Threecaster- Posts : 389
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oh good!
Floyd, I bet you never knew you were such a good alternative to a high fiber diet....
:enema:
(thank GOD there are some emoticons that we DON"T see....)
Beren- Posts : 547
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Floyd wrote:Carol wrote:Now that is funny Threecaster.
Your little explanation here reminded me of a true story of an old friend who was a nurse. She lived in Manhatten Beach and one evening took a road trip with her husband and friends to Las Vegas. Pretty much everyone was cranky by the time they arrived and she insisted that they all needed enemas to get the cr*p out and proceeded to give everyone the water treatment. I was in hysterics when she retold this story as it was all too easy to envision her ordering everyone to bend over.
Shouldn't that story be posted in the full of crap files?
Bend your asses filthy masses
Someone will reach deep within you and clear your...soul .
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Now seriously Floyd , quiet yer hate man! It can get you wrinkles...
Threecaster- Posts : 389
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We need a TV screen the size of the moon, that plays this:
and there would be peace on earth, for at least a few days anyways...
and there would be peace on earth, for at least a few days anyways...
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Beren wrote:Now seriously Floyd , quiet yer hate man! It can get you wrinkles...
The good news is that im both hate and wrinkle free.
just about for the latter.
Polls dont lie lol
Now Threecaster..about that enema... If you would just like to step into my office for a moment.
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Floyd wrote:
Now Threecaster..about that enema... If you would just like to step into my office for a moment.
I didn't know you cared!
(click me!)
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Threecaster wrote:Floyd wrote:
Now Threecaster..about that enema... If you would just like to step into my office for a moment.
I didn't know you cared!
Im a caring kind of guy. Now..if you care not to step into my office you can always follow these easy 'how to do an enema at home' instructions
Ouch.
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I have to laugh. When providing Hospice care for my mum because of the narcotics for pain being used she needed a little assistance at the back end. As this was something I was quite inexperienced with the hose got away from me when I pulled it out and it went flying all over the place with water spraying everywhere. We were in hysterics. Now that would have made a great youtube video! 
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Floyd wrote:Threecaster wrote:Floyd wrote:
Now Threecaster..about that enema... If you would just like to step into my office for a moment.
I didn't know you cared!
Im a caring kind of guy. Now..if you care not to step into my office you can always follow these easy 'how to do an enema at home' instructions
Ouch.
Ya know....some might find distaste and be offended finding these remarks as a bit homophobic....all in good fun though eh?
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Dont be ridiculous or are you XXXX stirring. So to speak.
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Floyd wrote:Dont be ridiculous or are you XXXX stirring. So to speak.
Nah Floyd....just pointing out the obvious. Perhaps the GLBT community might not see it quite so politically correct.
"Step into my office"..... "I didn't think you cared"?
...but as you so aptly pointed out...your a caring kinda guy..... Ridiculous eh?
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hee hee!
if you are trying to tell me I am full of crap....well tell me something I don't know!
I was trying to respond in the same manner as Bugs or Daffy would, but I cannot find a way to play an audio file. (just vids)
so.....technical issues...
the closest I can get was http://www.stuporduck.com/sounds/DS023.wav, but that depends on the config of your PC, and is outside the BBcode here...and the moment has passed...
So when you go back and read my previous comment "I didn't know you cared..." just hear that in your head when you read it and you'll get it...
(I've actually edited the original comment so you can click the comment and hear it....as close as I could get...)
*whew!* the things I do for art...
if you are trying to tell me I am full of crap....well tell me something I don't know!
I was trying to respond in the same manner as Bugs or Daffy would, but I cannot find a way to play an audio file. (just vids)
so.....technical issues...
the closest I can get was http://www.stuporduck.com/sounds/DS023.wav, but that depends on the config of your PC, and is outside the BBcode here...and the moment has passed...
So when you go back and read my previous comment "I didn't know you cared..." just hear that in your head when you read it and you'll get it...
(I've actually edited the original comment so you can click the comment and hear it....as close as I could get...)
*whew!* the things I do for art...
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somewhere in Kali Yuga....
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for all my friends and 'enemies'
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Floyd is by far the most vicious, diabolical person I ever encountered on any forum, and it's pretty obvious he promotes hate, and hate only - from dusk till dawn, on a daily basis.
But... It's all done in a very intelligent, often humorous way & in the best possible taste.
Still, if 'hate' had a name, it would be 'Floyd'!
Yours truly,
LORD TRANCOSO of The Galactic Federation of Lies
But... It's all done in a very intelligent, often humorous way & in the best possible taste.
Still, if 'hate' had a name, it would be 'Floyd'!
Yours truly,
LORD TRANCOSO of The Galactic Federation of Lies
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Brook wrote:Floyd wrote:Dont be ridiculous or are you XXXX stirring. So to speak.
Nah Floyd....just pointing out the obvious. Perhaps the GLBT community might not see it quite so politically correct.
"Step into my office"..... "I didn't think you cared"?
What are you on about woman lol? You are truly talking rubbish.
Since when as the offer of carrying out an enema (as was being discussed) in a medical office got anything to do with a particular variety of sexual activity that can occur between two men or indeed a man a woman. Your sorry arsed attempt to suggest the banter about enemas between Carol, beren, threecaster and myself is homophobic is monumentally pathetic.
Perhaps you are little jealous there was no enema on offer for you lol.
Perhaps whilst in the hospital I can book you in for that sense of humour bypass operation that you clearly are in desperate need of.
As for political correctness... you can stick that where the sun dont shine.
PC is one of there worst controlling mechanisms of a nanny state there is. PC is bad.
Uberlord TRANCOSO...'I hate you man'
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Threecaster wrote:hee hee!
Actually I thought your post was funny and didnt see anything wrong with it all and I was simply jesting with you. I see no reason why you had to go back and change it.
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Master Floyd:
You have mist-understood. (HA!) (now, for example, I hear Alf (you know - Gordon Shumway, from Melmac, likes cats - with butter and onions....) saying his characteristic "HA!")
The change was merely a tweak, where I added the "click me" (and the underlying link) to make my comment play an audio file.
I'm a strange cat occasionally, and even I don't get myself sometimes. I did view your comment as snarky, but in good fun.
I just swung and missed!
The problem was, this was in the middle of the banter, and by the time I figured out there was no way to play just an audio file, well...the thread had moved on...plus by then I had to leave the 'puter to go do a few things...
Say....you're a top dog around here, maybe you could quiz Mercurial on adding an audio widget. I've seen embedded audio players in other forums, I imagine they work in a similar manner as the video widget.
And this is all good fun...I think I may know you well enough that if you actually have something to say to me, you will!
Namaste and Blessed Be!
You have mist-understood. (HA!) (now, for example, I hear Alf (you know - Gordon Shumway, from Melmac, likes cats - with butter and onions....) saying his characteristic "HA!")
The change was merely a tweak, where I added the "click me" (and the underlying link) to make my comment play an audio file.
I'm a strange cat occasionally, and even I don't get myself sometimes. I did view your comment as snarky, but in good fun.
I just swung and missed!
The problem was, this was in the middle of the banter, and by the time I figured out there was no way to play just an audio file, well...the thread had moved on...plus by then I had to leave the 'puter to go do a few things...
Say....you're a top dog around here, maybe you could quiz Mercurial on adding an audio widget. I've seen embedded audio players in other forums, I imagine they work in a similar manner as the video widget.
And this is all good fun...I think I may know you well enough that if you actually have something to say to me, you will!
Namaste and Blessed Be!
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Threecaster wrote:Master Floyd:
You have mist-understood. (HA!) (now, for example, I hear Alf (you know - Gordon Shumway, from Melmac, likes cats - with butter and onions....) saying his characteristic "HA!")
The change was merely a tweak, where I added the "click me" (and the underlying link) to make my comment play an audio file.
I'm a strange cat occasionally, and even I don't get myself sometimes. I did view your comment as snarky, but in good fun.
I just swung and missed!
The problem was, this was in the middle of the banter, and by the time I figured out there was no way to play just an audio file, well...the thread had moved on...plus by then I had to leave the 'puter to go do a few things...
Say....you're a top dog around here, maybe you could quiz Mercurial on adding an audio widget. I've seen embedded audio players in other forums, I imagine they work in a similar manner as the video widget.
And this is all good fun...I think I may know you well enough that if you actually have something to say to me, you will!
Namaste and Blessed Be!
Don`t call him master !!!
Lort T will freak out when he finds out that he `s got competition ...
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Threecaster you can attach mp3's under " attach file " section below the dialogue box.
Love from me
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Oh, indeed. I had considered that option, but I knew the thread was slipping away from me at the time...The particular Daffy sound was a .wav, I knew it would take me at least 5 minutes to download, convert, and upload. (and truly, not the effect I was shooting for...and decided it was not worth it)I was really exploring the limits of the BBCode here to see if I could manage something more embedded.
Excellent suggestion tho!
I once got petrol at a Trancoso....truck ran like sh1t for three days....
Excellent suggestion tho!
Don`t call him master !!!
Lort T will freak out when he finds out that he `s got competition
I once got petrol at a Trancoso....truck ran like sh1t for three days....
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Threecaster wrote:Oh, indeed. I had considered that option, but I knew the thread was slipping away from me at the time...
I think you bounced back on the next wave by now Threecaster
Love for You
mudra
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Threecaster wrote:
I once got petrol at a Trancoso....truck ran like sh1t for three days....
By the way - it's LORD TRANSCOSO
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I'm glad someone around here gets my jokes! 
("Oooh...we get it...we just wish we didn't!")
HA!
("Oooh...we get it...we just wish we didn't!")
HA!
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