Hey! How’s it going? I’m all right.
My job is so shitty I wish I could
overthrow my boss. It’s like this
oppressive regime where only
true believers in his management techniques will stay around. I work
marathon-length hours and he’s made all these changes that have made it the worst architecture firm to work at in
Manhattan. Like he moved the office to
the Financial District and fired my assistant. She was the only one who knew where the
blueprints were!
I need access to those blueprints to complete my job! F my life, right? And he keeps trying to start all these new initiatives to boost revenue, but seriously we just need to stick to what we do best. There’s only
one true profit center. I seriously feel ready to go on
strike at any second. I just read this article about how these free
radical particles can cause the
downfall of good health and accelerate aging. These could actually cause
death to millions of Americans. If these particles are
flying around undetected everywhere, does that mean we’re all
radicalized?
Have you seen the second season of
Breaking Bad? I just finished it. I couldn’t believe that episode where they poison the guy with
ricin! That was
the bomb! I won’t say any more because
I don’t want to reveal the earth-shattering events to come.
Oh! So I’ve been planning a big trip for the summer. I’m thinking of visiting all of
the most famous suspension bridges in the United States. So probably like
the Golden Gate Bridge,
The Brooklyn Bridge, and
the Verrazano Narrows Bridge. I’m gonna bring my younger brother and I know he’ll want to go to bars, so I’m thinking of getting him a
fake drivers license, but I hope that doesn’t
blow up in my face.
Okay, I gotta run! I’m late for
flight school.
I missed the last class where we learn how to land, so I really can’t miss another one. Talk to you later!
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