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    Post  CetaceousOne Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:06 am

    We hear lots of talk about being in "The Now".

    One question though, When will Then be Now? Humour - Page 2 Icon_biggrin

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    Post  mudra Mon May 10, 2010 5:53 pm



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    Post  mudra Mon May 17, 2010 12:57 pm

    These animals are funny .
    Thanks Truth cheers

    Here is another nice one :




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    Post  truth and integrity Mon May 17, 2010 1:28 pm

    Mudra, Hugs

    Since we have stopped dancing here maybe animals will help us. :;lol:

    They have more fun than we. Lolerz
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    Post  Mercuriel Mon May 17, 2010 3:43 pm



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    Peace, Light, Love, Harmony and Unity...
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    Post  mudra Wed May 19, 2010 3:50 pm



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    Post  TRANCOSO Fri May 28, 2010 3:26 pm

    Follow the dogs in the Moscow metro stations on live cam!

    http://www.metrodog.ru/
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    Post  Guest Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:34 pm

    What have you been feeding your dog, Mudra?
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    Humour - Page 2 Funny-pictures-kitten-erases-your-hard-drive
    Upsa daisy....don't want that cat here Humour - Page 2 Icon_geek
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    Post  biophiliac Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:18 pm

    Kid sits down on park bench, next to elderly man, starts unwrapping & eating chocolate bars. Eventually the man says, “Son, all that candy isn’t good for you.” Kid says, “But my great-grandfather lived to 102!” Man says,”But did he eat bags of candy?” Kid says, “No, he minded his own business!”
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    Post  Guest Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:09 pm

    Andromeda wrote:Humour - Page 2 Funny-pictures-kitten-erases-your-hard-drive
    Upsa daisy....don't want that cat here Humour - Page 2 Icon_geek

    I think I'll put this sweet little guy in another room.........
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    Post  ClearWater Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:54 am

    If the 'F-word' bothers you, don't watch this video.
    Actually, if the 'F-word' bothers you, please watch this video... Humour - Page 2 Icon_wink

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    Post  ClearWater Sun Jul 11, 2010 1:55 am

    They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters...
    These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:


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    The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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    The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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    Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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    Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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    Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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    Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation..
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    For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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    Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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    Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days..
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    A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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    At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice
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    Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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    Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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    Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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    The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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    Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow..
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    The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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    This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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    Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
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    The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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    Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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    The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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    Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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    The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'

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    Post  ClearWater Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:05 am

    BIG PEOPLE WORDS


    A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade.

    The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

    You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them.

    She asked John what he had done over the weekend?

    'I went to visit my Nana'.


    No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!'

    She then asked Mitchell what he had done

    'I took a ride on a choo-choo'.

    She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words'.


    She then asked little Alex what he had done?

    'I read a book' he replied.

    That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said.

    'What book did you read?'


    Alex thought real hard about it, scratch

    then puffed out his chest with great pride, Naughty

    and said, 'Winnie the SH1T'
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    Post  TRANCOSO Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:50 am

    PRISON vs WORK

    IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
    AT WORK...........you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

    IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
    AT WORK..........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

    IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
    AT WORK...........you get more work for good behavior.

    IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT WORK...........you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.


    IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
    AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.


    IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
    AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.


    IN PRISON...........they allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.


    IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
    AT WORK..........you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.


    IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
    AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.


    IN PRISON........ .you must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK...........they are called managers.

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